the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)
by anonymous December 12, 2024

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore
by twurked February 7, 2015

by Adog31 November 8, 2019
