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Solid Gold Retard 

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".
Hey, did you know that sev is a fat retard?
Sev is a fat retard by DuckyRoma December 15, 2024

Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.
Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

Fartin Like a Retard 

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.
"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"
Fartin Like a Retard by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025

Sugar Coated Retard 

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."
Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.
Sugar Coated Retard by blickoo February 28, 2025

me am retard 

A way to explain you're intellectually challenged that requires limited vocabulary
"me am retard"