Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

bee stung retard

moving with extreme quickness, as if trying to escape grave danger. derogitory

when his new grille came in, Nelly drove to the jewelry store like a bee stung retard.

by Cpt. Morgan January 22, 2006

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

infinate retard war

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3

Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

by EnderSurf July 13, 2017

Gone south of retarded

When something is worse than what it was prior

I've gone south of retarded after my forth bottle of Cisco

by mts666 November 12, 2009

Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus

Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.

Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.

by Chris is fag July 23, 2019