Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.

under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "

by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

c-queef

when you eat someone out and they have covid and they queef in your mouth

guy 1: hey how was that chick last night

guy 2: bro she c-queefed in my mouth

by gaypussylol September 17, 2021

Queer Queefin'

When a lesbian expels flatus out of her vagina during sex. Can also apply to (although much less common) a homosexual male passing gas during sex.

Hey Becky, did I tell you what Erica did during sex the other day ? No Linda, what ? I was going down on her and her twat farted. Leave it up to her to start Queer Queefin'

by Footguy1975 September 24, 2021

Re-queef

When you are eating out a girl and she queefs in your mouth so you blow it back in and then she queefs again

One time i was eating out a girl but she coughed and it made her queef,i forced that shit back in and she blew again. She re-queefed!

by Billy'n'ang October 1, 2021