swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

Rear center pocket

A butt hole

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

run them pockets

Another way to say "give me whats in your pockets!"

Bitch, I gots a shiv in this bitch so run them pockets!

by Toukie June 28, 2006

3-Pocket Pat

Quickly tapping your back pocket, and front pockets to assure you have your wallet, cell phone, and iPod. May also be shortened if the user is lacking one of the mentioned items.

The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.

"I realized I left my wallet at the movies when I did my occasional 3-Pocket Pat before getting in the car."

by Austavious Rex March 23, 2010

pocket full of sunshine

a pocket full of drugs i.e: crack, weed, ectasy etc..

take me away to that secret place with that pocket full of sun shine, give me a sweet escape with your pocket full of sunshine

by senor poocho June 24, 2008

cold pocket

1) something that is weak or uncool

2) an impetent penis

dude that chick stripped for him and he still had a cold pocket...

man that new song is so cold pocket

by arty ziff July 18, 2005

hamburger in the back pocket

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.

She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

by dontbesilly72 December 25, 2009