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candy pants by Freaque nique April 14, 2009
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Sassy Pants
a term used for someone being abnormally mouthy for themselves and attempting to be cute. Usually found in the Romanian culture. This can be spotted if one is wearing ankle socks with flip flops.
Sassy Pants by sassiest pants October 6, 2010
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Brown Pants
Ship is sailing the oceans.
A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.
One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.
Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.
One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.
Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
Brown Pants by GloriaB September 23, 2006
Johnny Poo Poo Pants
Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.
Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.
Johnny Poo Poo Pants by {Code Monkey} May 22, 2009