Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024

Joke

"almighty government"

When the "almighty government" tried to stop his marriage, he made them the butt of many jokes.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Outside Joke

A fart. That's it.

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: HEY! You commited outside joke.

by YTB808 studios July 11, 2022

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Up joke

When you top somebody's joke with another joke.

"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022

Joke

A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.

Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead

by floopflop June 7, 2022

Inside Joke

A Joke that only a select group of people will understand.

This is an inside joke Urban Dictionary should not accept this.

by seltontrM June 8, 2022