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Cow

A spiritual animal which will save your life because they are absolutely amazing and are the best most beautiful animal In the world
by Basicwhiteb**** April 16, 2022
mugGet the Cowmug.

Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022
mugGet the Trump 16 Mad Cow Virusmug.

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)
''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''
by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022
mugGet the Cow's dining tablemug.

Slutty Cow

1. An insult or a rude name to call someone.
2. An unusual flavoured ice-cream that a 14 year old will make the future of all cream kinds!
- she is such a slutty cow!

- I will call this ice-cream 'Stutty Cow'!
by Stutty Cow December 7, 2016
mugGet the Slutty Cowmug.

Cow

by MultiOzone July 3, 2015
mugGet the Cowmug.

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
mugGet the Milking the grape cowmug.

cow

a mammal that says moo a lot and eats grass also on moo moo meadows in mario cart
by go cow June 12, 2022
mugGet the cowmug.

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