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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
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Short

by Word_nigga 2002 March 14, 2021
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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Pink Shorting

When boys skip a guys hangout to hang out with their girlfriend.
He didn't show up to the game, he must be pink shorting.
by hellotherealloe September 30, 2021
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Short

A 5’5 man who’s brother is taller.
Gianna:your brother is hella bigger than you

Short man:no he’s not he’s not Fiona Gallagher!
by Jr92521_ July 23, 2021
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Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.
This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.
by Hobox March 21, 2023
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short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.
Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!
by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025
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