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Frosted Nuts

Obviously, the best pker in all of Runescape is Frosted Nuts. Nobody can even come close to his godlike power. If you were in the unlikely even of meeting this mighty warrior in PVP, you might as well start dropping your own nuts.
Person 1: Dude! I saw Frosted Nuts in PVP the other day!
Person 2: So what happened?
Person 1: I don't even remember! It was mad! All I do remember is that he was completely impervious to my attacks. He was like a GOD. When I was dropped, he said. "You have been Frosted."
Frosted Nuts by Legion R. April 6, 2009

cherrie nuts 

testicles ejaculate so much semen that they turn bright red
I got CHERRIE NUTSS!!!!!.

roasted nuts 

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.
roasted nuts by peppper March 29, 2010

Smack Nuts 

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"
Smack Nuts by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010

Ombo Nuts 

a more extreme adjective form of the word ombo
Your father has overdosed on crystal meth and he became involved in an accident at the sausage factory, he didn't receive help until 4 weeks after the incident, so there wasn't much we could do. it looks like he's fucking ombo nuts
Ombo Nuts by Sunshin3 May 24, 2010

Shit nuts 

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.
Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.