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November 5th
International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
November 5th by Minecraft Master November 4, 2019
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November 19th
Girl: what's up babe-
Girl: a-ahh~
Girl: w-what was that f-for?
Boy: it's November 19th baby
(Give your girlfriend a hickey on the neck day)
Girl: a-ahh~
Girl: w-what was that f-for?
Boy: it's November 19th baby
(Give your girlfriend a hickey on the neck day)
November 19th by CallMeDaddy ÒwÓ November 16, 2019
November 6th
national default appreciation day
from the Fortnite default skins to the Roblox bacon hairs, take some time to appreciate them on this day
from the Fortnite default skins to the Roblox bacon hairs, take some time to appreciate them on this day
November 6th by madeLAME is sad October 26, 2019
November 2
the day you confess to your crush after your girl break up with you and made your work easier to break up with her without making her feeling hurt and you got an absolute win
November 2 by w a n t e p October 27, 2019