crud muffins

An exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion.

Crud muffins! The sheehoo gateway is down yet again!

by _joe October 29, 2004

Huff-Muffin

A person who who acts like a nincompoop or ignoramus, while also making corny jokes.

Jay Goldbear is the definition of Huff-Muffin!

by Captain Toronto April 24, 2011

Babe Muffin

This is when every girl you meet calls you "babe". Babe Muffin is basically one step below stud muffin. The reason youre a babe muffin and not a stud muffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine BUT youre missing certain requirements to be a stud

1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym

Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!

Girl 1: OmG have you met blake?
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.

by 100percentBEAST April 1, 2013

Stud Muffin

A man or a woman who is a sexy Muffin

"Yo, that is one hot stud muffin over there."

by Nicoley13 January 20, 2009

muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

Muffin Juice

The ultimate hybrid of Muffins and Orange Juice.

one day the muffin man was taking a poop and he came upon MUFFIN JUICE.

by M u ff in Ju ic e March 22, 2003