Six pack monster

A monsters that lives under endinburghs beds

The six pack monster came to us

by Guru jazham lover July 17, 2019

Monster Truck Pussy

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009

Pink Fluffy Monster

A giant unshaven vagina

A pink fluffy monster was in my face last night.

by Pink Fluffy Monster Eater September 8, 2013

my singing monsters

HEY HANDLER HELPERS

my singing monsters

by mazztom June 16, 2023

Joshie Monsters Mic

"Joshie Monsters Mic" is the exact same thing as earrape. Unpleasing and stupid. Just get a new mic instead of ear-raping the boys in a fortnite tournament.

"Josh get a new mic" Said Jayden

"No" Josh says as he scissors ruby
Joshie Monsters Mic

by Swansey November 15, 2021

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018