A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 13, 2008

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d May 23, 2006

Six pack monster

A monsters that lives under endinburghs beds

The six pack monster came to us

by Guru jazham lover July 17, 2019

Inner Whore Monster

That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something

A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!

by Garrrrrrrr June 26, 2018

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 06, 2019

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018

Pink Fluffy Monster

A giant unshaven vagina

A pink fluffy monster was in my face last night.

by Pink Fluffy Monster Eater August 13, 2013