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Luke Hillegass

69th President of the United States
Established Slavery
Bombed Asia, and allowed segregation between whites and blacks throughout the world successfully for 567 years
Died 2092, from running out of sauce clot.
Luke Hillegass lost his sauce.
by Unidentified Culture Member September 27, 2021
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luke-xiled

a collquiol term to describe when one male has cybersex with one male thought to be female, the first male is then rejected from the group he is in, rejected by his girlfriend, and forced to hang out with the monobrows.
Person 1: OMG did you here Jerry got luke-xiled from his group

Person 2 : LOL what a douche
by Jerichoholic93 February 24, 2009
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Luke

The Luke, the best, the shit, big daddy ect… The only one who runs shit.
by Cap big D November 23, 2021
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Luke Spaghetti

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!
by Your right toe June 1, 2023
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Luke

Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
“Luke smashed his controller against the wall
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
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luke

a reall funny person who everyone laught at- oh sorry , laughted with. everyone constantly wants him around and are always barging themselves to be near him since he is so attractive and cool. his power to make everyone fall in love with him is insane and everyone wishes they could be him, since he really is the perfect human, if the definition of perfect would be "noncy" and definition of human woulkd be "peice of shit"
luke s middle name was anthony, so embarrassing lolz
by heeheehaahaalolz September 9, 2023
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