one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Miss One-Leg

Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.

"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."

by Yung Phil July 29, 2012

jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.

jono crazy legs threw down hard today.

by zack flowers May 6, 2007

Fish Legged Fella

Common place for someone who manipulates and extorts sex out of their victims. They normally have a 10+ body count and will drop you the next day afterwards. Stay weary

Guy 1: Dude what the hell are you doing with the Fish Legged Fella
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu

by Windtasticy September 16, 2020

Ronnie's Leg Syndrome

Defined as when ones leg is at an skew, and I particularly not proportionally correct.

"Do not make fun of danielle, he has Ronnie's leg syndrome"

by Malquavious JR April 18, 2022

snoop dog’s legs

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

by kyleiskool July 30, 2018