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Kentucky thumb

A sex position in where you set a 50 bmg "Slap round" on your night stand and only pleasure you partner by jamming your thumb into holes.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
Do you want to Kentucky Thumb tonight?

No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
by SciFiGunFighter May 21, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Verb: The act of plugging a bleeding hole with your thumb in order to save your life.

Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
"I'm going to give myself the Kentucky Thumb once AK Daddy finally finishes the AK-50"
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

The act of using your thumb to pleasure a woman.
She said she's not been feeling it lately so I've decided to give her the good 'ol Kentucky Plug.
by ImYourVice May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

The act of moving your thumb from the sternum to the jugular. (No SLAP rounds required)
by Trininja9 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

A brand new sex position brought to you by Kentucky Ballistics, The AK Guy, and some wonderful memes. also chewing tobacco but that isn't as fun.
"For the love of Christ, if the Kentucky Plug isn't an actual sex position on urban dictionary yet, you guys have to make it one"
by TheSlappiestOfJews May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

When you're hitting it from behind and your slap her ass, to which she responds by yelling "just stick a thumb in it!"
Was banging my girlfriend last night and I have here the Kentucky thumb
by Captain Hazelwood May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Choir

A group of hillbillies singing a cheesy rock song in unison.
Danny's wedding was beautiful. We formed a Kentucky Choir and sang "Kiss From A Rose"
by YankeePenis December 11, 2016
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