Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

connie knows nothing

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.

Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing

by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019

What yall know abt skibbidy toilet

commented on 2019
how did bro know this

guy: What yall know abt skibbidy toilet
everyone else: IS BRO A TIME TRAVELER NO WAY

by OR64Dn45E August 3, 2024

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

Go fuck yourself and die.

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Lee Know

fear him

... fear Lee Know he knows

by yuuki.mp4 October 14, 2025

English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023

do you know de way?

a dead meme that is still sadly used

jess just said do you know de way? we have to kill her now

by happy to help u March 6, 2019