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Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.
Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”
by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period
Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan a big sexy 10inch dick Lebanese male
Let’s go to banks town we might see a Jordan
by SMExy lebo December 28, 2020
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Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.
Do you want Jordan?
by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021
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jordan and bailey

The perfect couple for any age. Nothing else because there perfect.
person 1: Have you seen jordan and bailey?

person 2: yes there perfect for eachother!
by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021
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jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme
Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme
by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021
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