Johnnie Lunch Bucket

A Blue Collar Worker that takes his lunch to work every day.

I'm going for a white collar worker not another Johnnie Lunch Bucket

by Debbie Isley August 28, 2007

Johny Storm

When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.

That last Johny Storm was rough I had more stamina than I thought and almost had to call 911.

by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

by Krista April 6, 2005

Jonny Purvis

The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.

That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!

by Fatkins Diet February 11, 2009

Jonny Cash Tribute

A Jonny Cash Tribute is experienced the morning after excessive drinking and eating unusually hot food, usually laced with chilli etc. Involves long periods spent on the bog with red hot molten shite dripping out of your ring piece, leaving the sufferer with a 'Ring of Fire' i.e. stinging anus. Hence a tribute to Jonny Cash

"Christ I spent an hour on the bog this morning doing a Jonny Cash Tribute after last nights vindaloo"

by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Jonny Rain Cloud

Someone who ruins the happy moment with some bad news.

I hate to be Mr. Jonny rain cloud here, but we the cops are breaking down the door.

by Nathaniel1234 July 13, 2009