A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.
by Brodsterbroski23 September 06, 2019
A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 05, 2023
When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
by Chebster August 03, 2021
by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 08, 2022
the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021