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Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy
Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019
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Beau-zone

I'm not trying to friend-zone you, I'm trying to beau-zone you.
by Steelers Gal July 12, 2021
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zoned

A slang word used when something is crazy or unbelievable. Used often in place of the word “crazy.”
damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”
by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023
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Friend zoned

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad
by TrueTrudy June 1, 2020
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Fuck-zone

The area on a woman's body from her stomach to thighs and everything in between. Includes the hips and ass. Everything you grab onto during fucking.
That bitch has a real thick fuck-zone.
by Daddy long long October 9, 2016
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The Slump Zone

Jack: "Hey, where is Mich-"
Sam: "Shh, he's in the slump zone.
by xy33tx April 7, 2020
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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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