Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.
i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.
by Skaterdude666 August 07, 2023
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Hood Groupie

A girl that is fascinated by the neighborhood gangsters and their gangster lives. They usually have sex with them by house hopping around the hood and forcing a reason to be part of their everyday lives. Some flash their gang sign and tag their names like if they were jumped in.
That fucken hood groupie needs to get a life and stop house-hopping around the hood.
by Blaze1-4-the-Nation September 27, 2022
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Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb
by NSV1983 June 08, 2025
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Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
by yamageke July 07, 2011
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hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers
Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
by mr. jacker November 19, 2018
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Hood-worthiness

If an individual or group meets all qualifications and expectations to be considered "HOOD"
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ang-hood

To act moody, irrational, and ignorant. To really get under someones skin. To irritate. Someone you may have to tip-toe around as to not upset them. Someone hard to be around.
"Don't go ang-hood on me!" "Way to pull an ang-hood!"
by Not Angie Hood August 31, 2009
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