French M&M

The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.

Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms

by GasMaskOverdrive February 8, 2019

The French Adam Johnson

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

by dogtoes June 11, 2018

French Bulldog Twist

when two thugs are going at it and attempt to make a helicopter by sucking cock while spinning.

Me and my homie performed the french bulldog twist last night, my mouth is still in shock.

by ThugOG May 10, 2022

french onion

basically a faggot who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.

girl: So what are you?

guy: 100% french...you know what that means...

girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.

by sjafhkjdfg May 21, 2011

French lipstick

The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.

I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.

by fluffy monsters March 24, 2012

French Lettuce

'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.

it's an old term as my parents use it...

girl; i'm ready

boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly

girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....

by urbansmartypants123 November 8, 2011

French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.

Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?

by UTI September 19, 2009