by Wonoo July 25, 2017
Get the going homemug. I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
Get the How in the fuck did I get home just now?mug. Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.
Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV
by Jerthehair March 15, 2018
Get the The Home Invasionmug. Public housing in Brightmoor (est. 1942), aka “The Smith Homes” or “Brightmo Projects.” Known for housing generations of Detroit’s Black families, it faced decline with industrial collapse but remains a symbol of community resilience.
“Growing up, all the block parties and beefs happened around the John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)—Brightmoor wouldn’t be the same without ’em.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
Get the John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)mug. When something is a worse version of an existing person/item.
Comes from a meme about how the commonly shared experience of asking your parents for fast food and being told "there's food at home." With the food at home always being something horrible.
Comes from a meme about how the commonly shared experience of asking your parents for fast food and being told "there's food at home." With the food at home always being something horrible.
by Thieson October 6, 2022
Get the at homemug. While her husbands at work cheating on her with his secretary, she’s at home being a shutter home wife.
by AKgota22pewpewpew August 8, 2025
Get the Shutter homemug. 