granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

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hop off

The PG13 version/shorter version of saying "hop off my dick"

"Bro, your grades are so shit"
"Hop off, dawg. Mind your own beeswax."

by trendSetter6969 November 14, 2022

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Hop on criminality is used in the roblox criminality communication server, this means hop on the hit game roblox criminality, no im not getting payed to write this. This roblox game is the best of the best and you should play it, it's full of pvp and nonsense

Hop on criminality because its the most epic game in roblox

by FunnyGas November 16, 2022

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Hop on Spotify

The act of rough sex while listening to your sex playlist on spotify.

Hey John, Hop on Spotify

by OnyxSharkified May 18, 2022

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Hop on

Telling someone to get on a video game

Hop on shawty, we need to get this dub in Tilted Towers before the new LTM expires and before Father Hammond leaves.

by HopeKoala May 19, 2022

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Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.

"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."

by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022

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