foot knocker

When someone tries to take off someone else's bathing suit top with their feet.

"Oh my god!He just tried to foot knocker me!"

"Ew, what a perv!"

by fhdakfjkl June 12, 2008

banana monkey bingo foot

Tripping mad, skippy balls!

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!

by Dewders914 January 19, 2025

One Foot wower

it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder

Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 08, 2021

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

foot draft

When the blankets or comforter on a bed do not reach the end of the mattress or become maladjusted so that the feet of the person laying in the bed are either uncovered or not covered completely. Interferes with a good night's rest and causes discomfort.

I don't care for that style of blanket, it is too short and always gives me foot draft.

by Amber the Cat October 30, 2013

Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.

“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”

by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023