Facebook Custody 

The division of friends on Facebook when a couple ceases to be together i.e. divorce, break up etc.

"Hey, Michelle un-friended me on Facebook, but Ricky is still my friend. Didn't they just split up?"
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."

Facebook Custody by Churchbus August 24, 2011

facebook job 

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

facebook job by HDNA September 14, 2011

facebook-napped 

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

facebook-napped by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

Facebook chastity vow 

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.

"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"

Facebook chastity vow by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011

Facebook Transient 

Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.

Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?

Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.

Facebook Transient by 15951 February 11, 2012

Facebook says so 

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

Facebook says so by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

Facebook Hunch 

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

Facebook Hunch by arkadict February 15, 2012