Jew Dick

A circumcised penis.

The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.

by Josie from the North July 16, 2011

Dick Game

Its the credentials of a male as the number of how many females he has had sex with and the level of performance.

Bob: I'm a virgin
Jeff: You got weak dick game son.

by PussyVomit October 18, 2008

massive dick

A dick that keeps a female coming back for more and more
A dick that ranges between 10-25 inches

Damn daddy's massive dick hurt me, now I have no walls.

by lala LA April 19, 2014

dick burn

That internal burning, sore feeling of the penis when you ejaculate too many times in one day.

Mark: Dude, I'm getting dick burn
Tim: Stop beating off so much then
Mark: No

by Timbo-Slice December 27, 2011

Dick Offset

Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.

Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.

Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.

by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010

dick peeler

A person that gives really extreme sex or really long sex

Victoria is a dick peeler because she gave a 45 minute blowjob

by EVILJEBUS April 7, 2007

Simpson Dick

You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.

Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!

by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009