Clam Burglar

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster

John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”

by C.S.H. March 13, 2022

Clam valley

The lesbian version of broke back mountain

I loved the sequel to brokeback mountain “clam Valley” with Zoe Kravitz and Halle Berry.

by Haad Shaeit Mousef March 17, 2022

Clam Job

A clammy hand/foot job

I just got a clam job, her hands were wet and cold the whole time

by Playful Peach & Sheldon Shrimp January 25, 2022

OF clam sammies

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

Glam clam

A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .

I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .

by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021

Dragging clam

The act of dragging one's clam (vagina) over a lover for the purposes of marking territory

She was dragging clam all up his leg.

by TOUCHING BUTT October 4, 2021

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021