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bubbles candy

a big fat black child molester mostly dreamed of by little sick individuals that enjoy molestation
jacob loves dreaming about Bubbles candy!
by golgi apperatus January 8, 2012
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Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012
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Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011
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Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies
1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!
by NeonJelly November 22, 2011
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Wing Candy

John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour
by jack tripper 5605 June 30, 2011
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Noodle Candy

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."
by Smoker Face October 12, 2011
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Hard Candy

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive
by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023
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