brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

brown sweat

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009

Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

by rosemarsh June 9, 2010

murdering brown

murdering brown :

porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)

there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.

There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.

This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole

by Senor Ball July 12, 2010

brown lama

When a man or women eats another humans ass out and stores the anal fluid and shit in there mouth, while they bend there partner over and spit it on their back like a lama spitting.

Charlie gave Gabriel the brown lama last, night she stunk like shit all day today.

by spittfire1207 April 15, 2009

Dee Browned It

When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.

An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.

Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?

Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.

alternate example:

Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.

Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.

by southsidewaterman May 4, 2009

brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

by Jon Botkin and David Meece January 30, 2006