keef box

n. A device for removing keef from one's ganja.

I'm gonna get a keef box so I can get some of that good and still sell my shit by weight.

by M-Diggity March 21, 2004

fetish box

An imaginary storage device which everyone possesses in which is kept filthy, perverse desires.

Dude, I don't want to know, put it in your fetish box!

by Saleem June 17, 2006

X-box

A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.

I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.

by MadAtTheWorld July 29, 2008

Litter Box

The opposite of a sausage fest. Party with a girl to guy ratio of at least 3 to 1.

Yo i heard there is a party at nicoles place, its a total litte box!!!!

sarah "I dont wanna go to kristens, its a total litter box and i want to be the center of attention because im a slut like the rest of the girls in the world"

by Joseph Burns April 13, 2010

Jack-In-A-Box

A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.

Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!

by MTF January 22, 2009

Box Man

To be as great as the one and only Box Man! Perfect human being that is bajangled.

You almost do as well as the Box Man.
Wow! Don't compete with me, thats like trying to compete with Jesus or Box Man.

by Sonja Box Girl May 11, 2006

Fuck Box

A dirty device created by combining a wooden box about the size of a tissue container with holes cut in it covered with rubber from old mudflaps and filled with vaseline and grape jelly. the box is then connected to an old vacuum cleaner and is used by a dirty old man who answers questions on yahoo answers all day and is to large to reach his penis to masturbate. a lot of times he will convert his sons old nerf toys into butt rockets and divorce his wife for trying to stop him. he will also neglect his house payments and the bank will repo it however he will still stay down in the basement with his dirty little fuck box.

WIFE: "goddamnit Mike what the hell is that thing"
MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."

by Papa Lithgow March 3, 2011