An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.
Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?
Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.
Man 1: Did you watch 300?
Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.
Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.
Man 1: Did you watch 300?
Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.
by Action Boner April 26, 2010
Get the Action Bonermug. when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
Get the boner phonemug. An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.
See also hard off
See also hard off
Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer
by robin graves February 21, 2004
Get the boner-killermug. by jose_spydah July 17, 2011
Get the Food Bonermug. I can't believe I just got a total ad-boner. I'm still not buying a shirt but that girl is totally showing cameltoe! :)
by lilwangster July 9, 2011
Get the ad-bonermug. The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
by acesandiegan February 23, 2011
Get the phantom bonermug. Where a kid has so many books in their backpack, to the point where you are able to see the books protruding out. This look is often sported by the nerds of your school
Tom: "Whoa, look at that kid, his backpack is so full!"
Bill: "Yea, he has one gnarly backpack boner."
Bill: "Yea, he has one gnarly backpack boner."
by Papa Jebediah April 18, 2011
Get the Backpack Bonermug.