Man Boner

When a person gets extra excited about a manly thing. Not in a sexual mannor but that intense.

The Indians great start is giving me a huge man boner.

by mofwordexpo May 22, 2011

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boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009

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boner-killer

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

by robin graves February 21, 2004

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Food Boner

When you see or eat food that is so delicious that you are aroused.

Wow, that burger gave me a food boner!

by jose_spydah July 17, 2011

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boner bonus

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.

Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"

by Námore March 28, 2011

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The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.

Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.

Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!

WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!

by acesandiegan February 23, 2011

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