when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)
A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.
by basement guy February 06, 2011
An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.
See also hard off
See also hard off
Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer
by robin graves February 21, 2004
by jose_spydah July 17, 2011
by sdfhgfdsfsghghj June 26, 2016
When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)
"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."
"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
by Professor INYOHEAD October 11, 2013
When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
by sandyroses June 22, 2018