Ball Hogba

Refers to French midfielders which thinks they are better than they are in reality, and so attempts skills and tricks which he can't get away with rather than passing. While they are bad, it can usually be said that they are still better than any midfielder in Tottenham Hotspur's history.

When is this Ball Hogba going to go back to Juventus so he can become a better player again?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

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Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.

Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.

by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009

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Shower Ball

When a locker room shower full of men has a bouncy ball or multiple bouncy balls thrown into the shower. The balls bounce around and it sucks. You cant win.

Hey Tony, wanna play shower ball after the big game?

No man, im still sore from last night, and i cant win.

by HGUNIT200023 September 10, 2010

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LaVar Ball

Born on October 23rd, 1968, LaVar Ball, father of the later we’ll known Lonzo Ball, LaMelo Ball, and LiAngelo Ball, had always been a cocky and arrogant boy. In grade school through high school, he had never been the best player, but his self esteem thought otherwise. During his next years in college LaVar tried out for the basketball team, making it in. After he finished off his years, he had averaged 2.2 points per game, and astonishing low. Years later he married Tina Ball, who later birthed heir first son Lonzo Ball on 1997, birthing their second LiAngelo Ball I n 1998, and a couple years later the youngest LaMelo Ball, born in 2001. After his sons entered he college of UCLA, he began to have his sons make astonishing shots during UCLA basketball games, being very skilled in the art. Exploiting his son’s potential, he has pens up the Big Baller Brand, also refer as the BBB, as shown on one of his many branded shirts he commonly styles at any public event. LaVar later goes on to make claims as his sons being the GOAT. Many bold claims later, Lonzo is drafted to the Los Angles Lakers, making a first round second pick; falling behind Markelle Fultz, who was drafted for the 76ers. Later on they open up their own television show titled “Ball Family.” In most sense he is a complete idiot and is lucky to have actual good kids, besides their jumpshot.

Harvey: Have you even SEEN LaVar’ Ball’s jumpshot? No wonder his kids shoot like total moron.
😭👌😎💯LaVar Ball fan follower retard:💯😂👌😂 Bruh deadass his shot form is on point my nigga fuck you mean?

by Just helping out. November 22, 2017

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