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tie your shoe at your funeral 

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
clone3469: math is hard!
clone6845: why arnt you clueless? thats why it stands for mental abuse to humans (M.A.T.H.)!!!!! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.A.T.H by PIGGYWISDOM March 8, 2013

Take a stab at it 

phrase used as a substitute for "take a chance."
Claire: "Anybady else wanna take a stab at it?"
Chris: "Oh noooo. I don't like stabs."
Claire: "Puhlease. It's not often anybody takes stabs these dayss.
*lighting spontaneously strikes Claire*
Claire: "OOOOO THAT WAS A NICE STAB. Gave ma shiverss. And chillsss.
Take a stab at it by MrStabs March 28, 2011

[P.A.T.] 

man 1:where you from?
man 2:man im straight out that p.a.t.
[P.A.T.] by laydee_too_trill January 13, 2009
M.A.T.H really is Mental abuse to humans
M.A.T.H by Penae101 December 2, 2016

a.t.o.m. 

Ass To Other girls Mouth.
The act of fucking a girl in the ass (hard) and then putting your shitty member into another girls mouth waiting nearby.
Christoph, what did you think when you gave Mareike the old a.t.o.m.? She didn't seem to like it.
a.t.o.m. by Andi Putlitz December 3, 2004