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Bong asshole sneeze

Just made some spaz egg tea with choke on late milk ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ bong asshole sneeze
by Brueningboy December 10, 2016
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Wig-wearing asshole

Donald Trump, the president of the United States of America. He's an asshole that wears a wig
Jerry: "did you see Donald trump on the news yesterday?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"
by Dick biscuit July 19, 2018
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Asshole ๐Ÿ˜› flicker

Last night I made up the asshole ๐Ÿ˜› flicker
by Big dick dangler April 18, 2023
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trans fatty asshole

A Trans-like overweight person that is being a total asshole.
That big Tranny-cow is acting like a trans fatty asshole...
by Geo fence September 15, 2023
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From Asshole to elbow

what sever it is.
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"
by scooby944 June 25, 2017
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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually โ€œripped him a second arseholeโ€ but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someoneโ€™s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like heโ€™d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"
by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013
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