A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 28, 2010
The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.
There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.
Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.
Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.
Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.
Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.
Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.
Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.
Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.
Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009
Caleb:Your granny tranny
Kyle: Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
Kyle: Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
by Not Heasson March 21, 2018
The french fries that fall out of the box onto the bottom of the fast food bag that you feed to your dog at the end of your meal
by bigbird92 January 12, 2010
8th studio album by music writer David Bowie in 1974 with the hit "Rebel Rebel" with 10 other songs
One of his many personas "Halloween Jack" was introduced during this album
One of his many personas "Halloween Jack" was introduced during this album
by THAT1CAT3124 October 22, 2019
Posting on the internet a place and time where you and another will have sex in a car, so that others can stand outside the car and watch.
They were seen dogging UK in the square.
by hypernet2000 October 12, 2017
When you draw ugly hair, a mustache, or a penis or whatever on a picture of someone either in a magazine or a photograph.
Mom! Jessie totally dog frisked my school picture. She made me look like a monkey with dread locks with a dick in his mouth.
by Boobmcgee February 14, 2010