Jerry: "did you see Donald trump on the news yesterday?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"
by Dick biscuit July 20, 2018
by Brueningboy December 11, 2016
by Geo fence September 15, 2023
The act of not tipping at a restaurant. The way voluntary tipping policy works, you get to decide what a server gets paid at a restaurant. You don't tip, they don't get payed. Therefor, if you are an asshole, you can get a 15% discount at any restaurant as long as you don't care if the server gets payed for his/her work. (could also be used as the 18% or 20% asshole discount, depending on tipping standards)
Hey, did you see that Steve did not leave a tip for the waitress? He is certainly taking advantage of the 15% asshole discount.
by Ethereal Tea December 02, 2016
"The whole thing"
what sever it is.
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"
by scooby944 June 25, 2017
This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 06, 2016
The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
by Jerome Momas December 25, 2013