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Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays
Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET
by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019
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Six pack monster

A monsters that lives under endinburghs beds
by Guru jazham lover July 17, 2019
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Inner Whore Monster

That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something
A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!
by Garrrrrrrr June 26, 2018
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Monster Truck Pussy

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.
by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021
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swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.
by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018
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my singing monsters

HEY HANDLER HELPERS
by mazztom June 16, 2023
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