shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 19, 2021

matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair

your built like matt king

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Matt Eastwood

plastic fan

he is such a matt eastwood, one day he supports manchester united, the next day it's liverpool.

by MrBobbins October 24, 2018

Matte

Ships to bffs and starts calling the girl protective when they just bffs

Omg shes such a matte she always ships bffs

by Ashley YT June 24, 2021

Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Mattes

Good looking

Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh

by Mishima November 23, 2021