one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 November 11, 2007

stanky legged hoe

Contentious, I.E a bitch

That girl at mid valley dental was a stanky legged hoe

by cheesuswithjesus November 07, 2017

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 14, 2008

ya mothas leg

Something you say back when you don't know what to say

A: Hey bro what's up?
B:YA MOTHAS LEG!

What's up? Ya mothas leg

by psycowolf February 02, 2015

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters March 30, 2016

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 31, 2016