one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

by luff006 January 19, 2011

jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.

jono crazy legs threw down hard today.

by zack flowers May 6, 2007

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 16, 2008

ya mothas leg

Something you say back when you don't know what to say

A: Hey bro what's up?
B:YA MOTHAS LEG!

What's up? Ya mothas leg

by psycowolf February 1, 2015

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016

snoop dog’s legs

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

by kyleiskool July 30, 2018