Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Cotten Candy Clouds

A metaphor for sleeping.

“I’m about to head off to the cotten candy clouds.”

by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022

muscle candy

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.

N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.

by Kevin Kage July 01, 2012

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 27, 2022

battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.

Do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023

practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 21, 2014

candy and raul

Best couple ever!!

Candy and Raul

by Lover05(; October 19, 2013