August 1

August 1st was when the most bitchiest girls are born, if you know anyone born on August 1st cut them out of your life immediately.

Girl 1: Did you know your bestie was born on August 1st?!
Girl 2: NOO WHAT! I HAVE TO DROP HER RIGHT NOW!

by Kayla Laws July 30, 2021

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December 1

December 1st is Sapnap appreciation day!! Everyone tell Sapnap how much we love him!! He deserves it!

Person 1: It’s December 1st!!
Person 2: Let’s go tell Sapnap how much we love him!

by katkit27 November 29, 2020

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A 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. Usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. In some cases the reviewer has not actually seen or used the product at all.

When reading product reviews I usually read the negative ones first, mentally filtering out the 1 star morons.

by Jehannum December 6, 2015

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1, 2 switcheroo

When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.

Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.

Man 2: OK?

Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.

by kennyj48 October 24, 2013

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tier 1 pricing

To be of utmost exclusivity and “in the know” of an event, concert, or night club as having purchased tickets during an exclusive limited sale period.

“Guys, I got us these tickets at tier 1 pricing. You’re welcome!”

by d0odicLe August 26, 2018

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