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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.
Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is
by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021
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Color Your Night

The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall
Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024
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Your mom

A she beast of a human who eats the souls of innocent little kids
by Hdjssssss September 20, 2019
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create your universe

Design your destiny taken to a whole other level(;

Hello my name is Elisse Morphew and I own a Utility Patent for the Create your Universe company; it is an app for your phone that will allow a communication flow through built-in sensors on gloves which utilize pressure, speed, and movement and measure them in an analog signal. Next, an AVS machine with bluetooth capabilities transpires that signal to a digital signal so the phone is able to understand. Last, the phone communicates with a projector to produce that image or any said image into clean air and the user is able to utilize that as a walking , life size, virtual computer desk.

SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
SSN: I have decided to go non-profit; I would like to contribute this as a cause to bring world peace and joy and make it open to everyone even in totalitarian governments. I would like anyone to be able to use this product and be able to have free music which may enlighten someone's day && through the night with beauty, passion, & a love United. May that lost soul find an overwhelming peace && in gain knowledge of an abundance of ways to resources that show truth to a happiest, most fulfilling, fruitful life! The gloves/phone application/projector/soundbar can even be encrypted💪
create your universe.. All you need is a finger print😝
by Marketing Director~GOD, Inc. November 18, 2018
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no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
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