atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.

Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.

by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023

Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.

Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.

by SeanPanini May 23, 2018

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus

Johnny: I took a shit.
Jim: Ok

by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019

Shit-tip

The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.

Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?

by TaintBallGun October 27, 2019

Shit-Brink

1.)Term used to discribe someone who is doing douche things and being an instigator or when someone tries to push you over the edge or try to make you aggravated enough to fight them

2.)When a person has to take a shit so bad they are on the verge of crapping their pants.

1) "so that little shit-brink jaykwon was tryin to fuck with my shit yesterday"

"you beat dat niggas ass?"

"hell yeah, i stomped the fuck out dat pussy ass nig"

2) "I was on a shit-brink during that whole test.
I swear if the bell didnt ring soon i was about do drop a douce on the teach's desk

by mitch canadian November 4, 2010

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016