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lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
mugGet the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug.

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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Keep you at the juice

To keep someone informed about and/or involved in something, such as a plan or project, especially that which involves or pertains to a specific group.

Similar to “I’ll keep you updated” or “I’ll keep you in the loop
Karen: "I really want to know what happens”

James: “No problem, I’ll keep you at the juice."
by Jameslala February 18, 2021
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you don't want it

You don't want success or to achieve something great, e.g. 100k on YouTube
"you don't want it bro" you'd be more consistent if you really wanted it.
by zurap February 13, 2024
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You tell me

A meme starting in the early months of 2024 made by vixl aka poo head and also contributed by ardafrmnrth
The meme/word is said with a deep/baritoned voice and it sounds all little bit distorted the meme is usually joked after someone asks you a question there after the meme is said
Friend “hey how are you
You “you tell me
by g8uom December 21, 2024
mugGet the You tell memug.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.
Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019
mugGet the WHAT ARE YOU DOING?mug.
In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"
by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025
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