im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

my life

is a lie and i need therapy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

girl1 bro my life is a mess
girl2 on god bro

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"

my dick is hard fr

by pp slapper May 9, 2023

Bust my Buddy out

To take your dick out of your underwear

let me bust my buddy out to take a piss he's been in prison all day

by deezinyourmouth^_^ May 10, 2023

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

my king

Title a hererosexual man gives to another

"Cya, my king!"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

on my

What you would say to someone that keep tryna initiate shit w you and always tryna point out some dumbass shit.

Person 1: Why yo goofy ass wearing creased airforces?
Person 2: You on my dick nigga, hop off.

by typeshi1234 May 12, 2023