National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

Today is officially National Buy Your Boyfriend a Zip Day 💨
No arguments. No debates.
If you love him, you know what to do.

Girl today National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

by wizzykhalifa January 5, 2026

National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

National Crack Your Ex Day

January 10th is National Crack Your Ex Day. Run it back with your ex!! please!!

This weekend is National Crack Your Ex Day, I hope we can pull through!

by super1235667 January 9, 2026

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.

Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Without your knowledge

If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?

Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025